Back in the good ol' days of Texas, when stage coaches & the like were popular, there were 3 people in a stagecoach one day: A true red-blooded born-and-raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city-slicker from back east, and a beautiful and well-endowed Texas lady. The city slicker kept eyeing the lady and finally leaned forward and said, "Lady, I'll give you $10 for a blow job."
The Texan gentleman looked appalled, pulled out his pistol, and killed the city slicker on the spot.
The lady gasped and said, "Thank you suh, for defendin' mah honor!"
Where upon the Texan holstered his gun and said, "your honor hell! No tenderfoot is gonna raise the price of women in Texas!!"
TannerI love Dan Barry's art. He also did two great Indiana Jones series for Dark Horse tdawros the end of his life. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, based on the videogame, is great. Thunder in the Orient was a little unfocused, but still fun with great locations, great period detail and great art. The last issue was drawn by someone else, though, I think thanks to Barry's failing health. Both are collected in DH's recent Indiana Jones Omnibus Vol. 1 I think. MAYBE Orient ended up in Vol. 2.
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I was feeling kinda dserpseed about moving to a new country and leaving my old life behind and starting a new one. I was searching through some Taylor swift songs and paused and listened to her song Ronan I cried and my heart just stopped. I think you are a brave women and may god bless your family and help you through all of this. I work with kids ages 18 months to 5 years old and it's the one job that makes me happy whether I'm getting paid or not. I know it's what I was meant to do Ronan is such a beautiful boy and looks so happy and loved. I lost a close family member to cancer and it was the worst pain I have ever felt .time doesn't make it easier it makes living harder because that person who left will never be able to experience it with you. I pray for ya'll and thank Ronan for reminding me that life is only lived once to take a chance, live your dreamAnd most importantly love with all your heart.Thank you for sharing your story
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