THINGY-for a female:  Any part under a car's hood.  For a male: the strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE-female:  fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.  male:  playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION-female:  the open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.  male:  scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT-female:  the body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger".  male:  what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal.  Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT-female:  a desire to get married and raise a family.  male:  not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT-female:  a good movie, concert, play or book.  male:  anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE-female:  an embarrassing by-product of digestion.  male:  an endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE-female:  the greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.  male:  call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL-female:  a device for changing from one tv channel to another.  male:  a device for scannig through all 75 channels every three minutes.

 

The Benefits of Kissing

 It helps prevent tooth decay (better than brushing your teeth?) Dr. Peter Gorden, Dental Advisor at the British Dental Association, explains. “After eating, your mouth is full of sugar solution and acidic saliva, which cause plaque build up. Kissing is nature's own cleaning process”, he adds. “It stimulates saliva flow and brings plaque levels down to normal.” I asked my dentist and after he blushed, he agreed.

  It relieves tension. A passionate kiss is a great relaxation technique, says stress consultant, Michelle Kay Mcnabb. " When your mouth is in a kissing position, you are almost smiling and as our emotions and body language are so closely linked, it's almost impossible to smile and feel tense at the same time," she explains. "Also, your breathing becomes deeper and your eyes close when you kiss; that's what you do when you relax. It's a perfect way to shut out the world."

 It helps you lose weight.-- just how long can you do that? You need use 3000 calories to lose one pound, i.e., 30,000 minutes, 500 hours... "A long kiss makes the metabolism burn up sugar faster than usual," says Claire Potter. "The calories burned depend on the intensity, but you can rely on 10 calories for every 10 minutes."

 It slows the aging process. (That's important! ) "Kissing helps to tone your cheek and jaw muscles, so they're less likely to sag," says Cosmo's Fitness Consultant, Claire Potter.

  It increases fitness levels. (Okay, now there is really no reason why you can't start some exercise now). “Your heart is pumping, your pulse is racing..."If kissing is exciting, you release adrenaline into the bloodstream and your heart pumps more blood around your body,” says Dr. Susan Hotchkies. "It's a great cardiovascular workout."

 It’s a good indication of what's to come. (Make sure he or she is not married, please ). Kissing a new guy gives you the perfect opportunity to check out his pheromones - the chemical messengers that signal sexual attraction. " The first kiss is always a good way to work out if there's any chemistry between you, "says Paul Brown, a sexual and marital therapist. " In humans, it's thought that smells plays a vital part in subconscious attraction, and if your pheromones aren't 'in tune', you're unlikely to hit off!

 It boosts (Just make sure you have a good dental insurance and be careful with braces on your teeth!) There's nothing better than a passionate kiss for a major dose of feel good factor. "In theory, when you're kissing, you're happy. And when you're happy, you feel good about yourself," says psychotherapist Paul Zeal.

 Now don't just go around kissing anybody!  

History

The origins of Valentine's Day trace back to the ancient Roman celebration of Lupercalia. Held on February 15, Lupercalia honored the gods Lupercus and Faunus, as well as the legendary founders of Rome, Romulus and Remus.

In addition to a bountiful feast, Lupercalia festivities are purported to have included the pairing of young women and men. Men would draw women's names from a box, and each couple would be paired until next year's celebration.

While this pairing of couples set the tone for today's holiday, it wasn't called "Valentine's Day" until a priest named Valentine came along. Valentine, a romantic at heart, disobeyed Emperor Claudius II's decree that soldiers remain bachelors. Claudius handed down this decree believing that soldiers would be distracted and unable to concentrate on fighting if they were married or engaged. Valentine defied the emperor and secretly performed marriage ceremonies. As a result of his defiance, Valentine was put to death on February 14.

After Valentine's death, he was named a saint. As Christianity spread through Rome, the priests moved Lupercalia from February 15 to February 14 and renamed it St. Valentine's Day to honor Saint Valentine.

What's Cupid Got to Do with It?

According to Roman mythology, Cupid was the son of Venus, the goddess of love and beauty. Cupid was known to cause people to fall in love by shooting them with his magical arrows. But Cupid didn't just cause others to fall in love - he himself fell deeply in love.

As legend has it, Cupid fell in love with a mortal maiden named Psyche. Cupid married Psyche, but Venus, jealous of Psyche's beauty, forbade her daughter-in-law to look at Cupid. Psyche, of course, couldn't resist temptation and sneaked a peek at her handsome husband. As punishment, Venus demanded that she perform three hard tasks, the last of which caused Psyche's death.

Cupid brought Psyche back to life and the gods, moved by their love, granted Pysche immortality. Cupid thus represents the heart and Psyche the (struggles of the) human soul.

Fun Facts

• Approximately 1 billion Valentine's Day cards are sent each year. In order of popularity, Valentine's Day cards are given to: teachers, children, mothers, wives, sweethearts, Koko the gorilla.




• The expression "wearing your heart on your sleeve" comes from a Valentine's Day party tradition. Young women would write their names on slips of paper to be drawn by young men. A man would then wear a woman's name on his sleeve to claim her as his valentine.

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2. You know stuff about rifles, tanks, mototcycles, and airplaines.

3. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

4. you can open all your own jars.

5. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

6. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.

7. You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.

8. You can leave the motel bed unmade.

9. You can kill your own food.

10. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

11. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

12. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

13. You underwear is $10.00 for a three-pack.

14. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

15. Everything on your face stays its original.

16. Three pairs of shoes are more then enough.

17. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.

18. Car machanics tell you the truth.

19. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking:" he must be mad at me."

20. Some work...........More pay.

It is good to be a woman:


1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when
dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the
Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever
touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make
sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to
picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are
aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve
all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in
their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Women have very strange way to interpret some terms and words in daily life. Here are some of them, and as a man you should know them to understand a woman (Personly i don’t know if you would ever understand a woman)

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