THINGY-for a female: Any part under a car's hood. For a male: the strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE-female: fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION-female: the open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT-female: the body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger". male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
COMMITMENT-female: a desire to get married and raise a family. male: not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT-female: a good movie, concert, play or book. male: anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE-female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion. male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE-female: the greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. male: call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL-female: a device for changing from one tv channel to another. male: a device for scannig through all 75 channels every three minutes.