Why, Why, Why??

NEWS & KNOWLEDGE 1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

2. Why do banks charge a fee for "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

3. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

4. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

5. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

6. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word lisp?

7. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

8. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

9. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

10. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum cleaner one last chance?

11. How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?

12. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

13. Why are they called hemorrhoids and not asteroids?

14. Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why, Why, Why??

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