A Very Special Dictionary


THINGY-for a female:  Any part under a car's hood.  For a male: the strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE-female:  fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.  male:  playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION-female:  the open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.  male:  scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT-female:  the body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger".  male:  what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal.  Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT-female:  a desire to get married and raise a family.  male:  not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT-female:  a good movie, concert, play or book.  male:  anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE-female:  an embarrassing by-product of digestion.  male:  an endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE-female:  the greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.  male:  call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL-female:  a device for changing from one tv channel to another.  male:  a device for scannig through all 75 channels every three minutes.


A Very Special Dictionary

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