Some Great Quotes by Some Great Ladies.......

NEWS & KNOWLEDGE 1. Inside every older lady is a younger lady--wondering what the hell happened. by Cora Harvey Armstrong
2. Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. unknown
3. The hardest years in life are those between 10 and seventy. by Helen Hayes (at 73)
4. I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. by Janette Barber
5. Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
6. A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
7.Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
8.My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma Bombeck
9. Old age ain't no place for sissies. Bette Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
10.The phrase "working mother"! is redundant. Jane Sellman
11.Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
12. Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton
13. Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. Caryn Leschen
14. I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
15. If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. Catherine
16. When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
17. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. Dolly Parton
18. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
19. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
20. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.. Elayne Boosler
21. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
22. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher
23. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Gabor-

Some Great Quotes by Some Great Ladies.......

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