From Croatia: Dog Gives Flasher His Come-Uppance
Zagreb - A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers said on Friday.
The visibly drunk man was walking down the street and started swearing and shouting at the woman for no reason. He then shoved his penis through her fence, unaware her dog was on the other side, police said.
The bitten man himself reported the incident to the police.
The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light injuries but later sent home. He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order."
Meanwhile, in the UK: Thief runs into 20 off-duty policemen on golf course
A suspected thief found himself in a hole when he fled a crime scene and ran straight into a police golf tournament.
The 30-year-old sped across the 13th fairway to hide, but was instead confronted by 20 off-duty policemen.
They spotted the suspect dashing towards undergrowth and gave chase after a police helicopter circled overhead, at the course near Chesterfield.
A police spokeswoman said: "The officers were taking part in a golf tournament when they saw the man dashing across the course.
"He seemed to be acting suspiciously and once the force helicopter was seen overhead, four of them gave chase and detained him."
The officers detained the suspect at Tapton Golf Course in the incident last week until a police car arrived to take the man to a local police station.
Police confirmed that a man has since been charged with burglary and theft and has been remanded in custody by magistrates in Chesterfield.
Mommy and Clyde
A young man asked his mother to drive him to the bank without telling her he planned to rob it. He told her to wait while he went inside to conduct his business. A few minutes later junior came running out with the cash, only to find that mom had parked the car and gone inside a nearby grocery store to do some shopping.
Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
A Cleveland drug dealer decided to impress his friends by hiring a limousine for a big night on the town. His first stop was at a posh suburban residence to sell some cocaine to a rather influential individual. Hoping to earn a little extra profit by blackmailing his wealthy customer, the crook handed a camcorder to the limo driver and asked him to record the event for posterity. The driver, a moonlighting member of the Cleveland Police Department, was happy to comply.
The trooper and juggler
The car was pulled over by a highway patrolman for speeding.
As the officer was writing the ticket, he noticed several machetes in the car.
"What are those for?" he asked suspiciously.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."
"Well, show me," the officer demanded.
The juggler took out the machetes and started juggling them; first three, then more until he was tossing seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show in the breakdown lane and amazing the officer.
Just then, another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now."