| Redneck and the Pig | | Posted by SELECK on 09-Oct-2004 | | 932 people have seen this joke. | | A redneck is driving 'round the farm checking the fences. After a few
minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig
on the road and he's stuck under my truck. He's still wriggling. What should I do?"
''In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head
and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back.
"Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing." |  Print joke | Write Comment |  Send joke to friend |
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