| Funeral Expense | | Posted by SELECK on 09-Oct-2004 | | 1012 people have seen this joke. | | A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law dies.
They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home
but that it'll cost over $5000.00, whereas they can bury her in the Holy
Land for only $150. The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker
asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very
nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago a man was buried
here and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." |  Print joke | Write Comment |  Send joke to friend |
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