| Smokin' Dope | | Posted by Seleck on 23-Sep-2004 | | 984 people have seen this joke. | | Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says if you can convince over 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won't be sent to jail. So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday. So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did.
''I got 17 people to get off drugs.''
''Wow, how'd you do that?'' asks the judge.
''I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.''
''Oh, that's nothing. I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.''
''Wow. How'd you do that?''
''Well, I used circles too. I told them this large circle is your butthole before prison...'' |  Print joke | Write Comment |  Send joke to friend |
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