Search:

Jokes : M E N : HORNY

HORNY
Posted by admin on 23-Sep-2004
1000 people have seen this joke.
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what to do. Whenever I go home
after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the
driveway I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off
before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the
bathroom I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying
out so late!


His friend looks at him and says, "It's all in the attitude, buddy.

You're obviously taking the wrong approach.

I screech into the driveway, slam the front door, storm up the steps, throw
my clothes on the floor, jump naked into bed, slap her on the butt
and say, 'WHO'S HORNY?'

and she acts like she's sound asleep every time
Print joke | Write Comment | Send joke to friend
1 people have rated this joke:
7/10