| 10 Excuses if you get caught sleeping at your desk | | Posted by Annie on 01-Sep-2004 | | 911 people have seen this joke. | | 10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
9. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time
management course you sent me to.
8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout... You probably got here
just in time.
7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm.
6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
4.. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
to our biggest problem.
3. The coffee machine is broken...
2. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot...
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK.
1.......... In Jesus' name. Amen. |  Print joke | Write Comment |  Send joke to friend |
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