Michigan Woman | Posted by Annie on 24-Jun-2004 | 1017 people have seen this joke. | |
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their
new wives straight on their housework duties.
The first man married a woman from Pennsylvania and bragged that he had
toldher she was going to do all the dishes and all the house cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days, but on
the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all
washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from New York. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
cooking.
He said that on the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a Michigan girl. He boasted that he had informed her
that his house was to cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and the
laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first
day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything, but
by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a
little out of his left eye!
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