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The Cod
Posted by admin on 06-Jun-2004
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2 prawns, Steve and Christian, conversing, Steve says he is fed up of being an insignificant little prawn, he'd like to be a big strong shark. His friend, Christian, says he knows a wise old Cod who can transform him. So Off Steve goes, wise old Cod waves his fins, presto, suddenly Steve is a shark. But now his mate Christian is scared of him, as are all Steve's former prawn friends, so Steve is very lonely. So Steve goes back to wise old Cod, and asks to be turned back into a prawn. After being turned back again, Steve goes off to Christian's door and asks if he wants to come out and play. Christian says, no way, you're a big shark, you'll eat me. Steve says, No, its alright, - I have seen Cod, I'm a prawn again, Christian.
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