| Glenn Hoddle | | Posted by admin on 06-Jun-2004 | | 949 people have seen this joke. | | A Motorist on his way out of London came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "this traffic is even worse than usual !!"
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks,
"Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"
The policeman replies, "Glenn Hoddle's so depressed about losing his job,
he's stopped his Mercedes in the middle of the A40 and he's threatening
to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire.
He says everyone hates him, he doesn't have the Spurs job any more,
his faith healer's deserted him and has no income to support himself. I'm walking round taking up a collection for him."
"Oh really?" says the motorist "How much have you collected so far?"
"Only about three litres but I've got a lot of people siphoning. |  Print joke | Write Comment |  Send joke to friend |
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