| Arsenals new striker | | Posted by admin on 06-Jun-2004 | | 1126 people have seen this joke. | | Arsenal manager, Arsen Wenger sends scouts out round the World looking
for a new striker to finally replace Sylvain Wiltord and hopefully win Arsenal the title.
One of his scouts informs him of a young Iraqi strikerwho he thinks will
turn out to be a true superstar. So Wenger flies to Iraq to watch him
and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Highbury.
Two weeks later Arsenal are 4-1 down at home to Leeds with only 20
mins left. Wenger gives the young Iraqi striker the nod to go on and he
takes off Pires. The lad is a sensation, scores 4 in 20 minutes and
wins the game for the Gunner''''s. The fans are delighted (except for a few moaners in the Main Stand), the players and
coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.
When he comes off the pitch he phones his Mum to tell her about his
first day in English football. "Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played
for 20 minutes today, we were 4-1 down but I scored 4 and we won.
Everybody loves me, the fans, the players and the media, they all love
me".
"Great," says his Mum, "let me tell you about my day. Your father got
shot in the street, your sister and I were raped and beaten and your
brother has joined a gang of looters, while you were having a great
time".
The young lad is very upset. "What can I say Mum, but I''''m so sorry".
"Sorry!" says his Mum, "It''''s your bloody fault that we moved to London in the first place!" |  Print joke | Write Comment |  Send joke to friend |
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