| A dog stops moving.. | | Posted by admin on 06-Jun-2004 | | 1103 people have seen this joke. | | | Bloke rushes to the vet with his sick dog and says `My dog's not moving, can you tell me what's wrong with him ?', the vet takes a cursory look at the dog and says `I'm afraid your dog is dead' Needless to say the bloke is a bit reluctant to believe this so he says `Are you sure ? I want a second opinion', the vet thinks for a short while, says `Wait here' and exits the room. When he comes back he has a labrador with him, the dog goes over to the prostrate dog, sniffs him in a few select places, barks and exits the room, as does the vet. He then re-enters the room with a siamese cat, the cat walks slowly round the dog all the time staring at it, meows and then leaves. The vet then says `OK, that's all the confirmation i need, your dog's dead. That'll be £300 pounds please'. The bloke's dumfounded and asks why he has to pay so much, `Well', says the vet `I would have told you he was dead for free but when you ask for lab tests and cat scans, that's 300 quid' |  Print joke | Write Comment |  Send joke to friend |
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