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if you have no life - and you can prove it mathematically

if you enjoy pain

if you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division

if you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force"

if you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator

if when you look in a mirror, you see a scientist major

if it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer

if you frequently whistle the theme song to MacGyver

if you always do homework on Friday nights

if you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water

if you think in "math"

if you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges

if you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function

if you have a pet named after a scientist

if you laugh at jokes about mathematicians

if the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schr�dinger's Cat experiment

if you can translate English into Binary

if you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says EXIT

if you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab

if you are completely addicted to caffeine

if you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe

if you consider ANY non-science course easy

if when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe

if you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier

if you understood more than five of these indicators

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