Bubba & Ear Bubba and Earl were in a local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at $1.00 a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each won a prize. Earl won First Prize: a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce with two boxes of extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won Sixth Prize, a toilet brush. A week or so passed, and the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great! I love spaghetti!" Earl then asked Bubba, "How about you? How's the toilet brush?" "Not so good," replied Bubba. "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper. |