Be Mindful of What you Wish For... A magic fairy suddenly appeared one day and told a married couple, "For being such an exemplary married couple for 35 years, I will give you each a wish." The wife said, "I want to travel around the world with my dear husband." The fairy then waived her magic stick and said, "Abracadabra!" Two travel tickets suddenly appeared in the wife's hands. Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife who is 30 years younger than me". The wife was deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. The fairy then made a circle with her magic stick and said "Abracadabra!" Suddenly the husband was 90 years old!! And the moral of the story is: Men might be bastards, but Fairies are . . . Female!!! |