10 Excuses if you get caught sleeping at your desk 10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen. 9. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. 8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout... You probably got here just in time. 7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm. 6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance. 5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga? 4.. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem. 3. The coffee machine is broken... 2. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot... AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK. 1.......... In Jesus' name. Amen. |