the price of a blow job in texas Back in the good ol' days of Texas, when stage coaches & the like were popular, there were 3 people in a stagecoach one day: A true red-blooded born-and-raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city-slicker from back east, and a beautiful and well-endowed Texas lady. The city slicker kept eyeing the lady and finally leaned forward and said, "Lady, I'll give you $10 for a blow job." The Texan gentleman looked appalled, pulled out his pistol, and killed the city slicker on the spot. The lady gasped and said, "Thank you suh, for defendin' mah honor!" Where upon the Texan holstered his gun and said, "your honor hell! No tenderfoot is gonna raise the price of women in Texas!!" |